"I don't speak ebonics, and you don't call me dog!"- JBL to Theodore Long

"I'm not an animal, I'm the WWE Champion!"- JBL

"There haven't been any terrorist attacks on American soil since I've been champion! The economy has improved since I've been champion!"- JBL

"You just don't get it. Do I have to say it in Spanish? Do I have to say it in hip-hop? Do I have to say it in monster? None of you are getting a title shot!"- JBL to Eddie Guerrero, Booker T, and The Undertaker

"He’s built like Tarzan, I’m gonna make him look like Jane."- JBL talking about Batista

"You got a head like a chia pet."- JBL to Carlito Caribbean Cool